Oven Mitt
after using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
john clogged the toilet again because he uses the oven mitt method to wipe.
nickname of kelly gray, former myth/queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for geoff tate. the term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, b-mbling style of kelly’s guitar playing and has since become a moniker. also referred to simply as “mitts” for short.
“kelly gray plays guitar like he’s wearing a pair of oven mitts.”
apon breaking one’s hand, a doctor may place a cast, or a so called oven mitt one the person’s hand to keep it in a state to not be hurt.
mike got a new nickname when he broke his hand, it was ovenmitt!
1. a large mitten used to protect one’s hand when reaching into a hot oven. conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.
2. a dull former governor from m-ssachusetts with very little conviction. conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue … the left and the right.
1. mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.
2. oven mitt romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers … and they are both full of sh-t.
to insert your fist into an -n-s in a repeated in-and-out thrust motion. may occasionally cause a pinking -n-l pull.
an oven mitt in the kitchen is either very normal, or very inappropriate and unsanitary, depending on what you mean by over mitt.
n. the oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with -n-l s-x. the male may perform said act on himself, or another partic-p-nt may be involved. while the male is f-cking a female in the -ss, either the male, or other partic-p-nt reaches in the females p-ssy, grabs the d-ck, and gives the male a hand job.
those b-tches are freaks. i was f-ckin sally in the -ss and her sister reached in and gave me an oven mitt.
a s-xual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman’s -sshole and then inserts his p-n-s into her v-g-n- while in doggie style. the man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the -n-s.
i gave that b-tch the oven mitt last night.
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