Over Compulsive Defence Disorder
someone who can’t shut the f-ck up and admit what ever he/she likes is cr-p. defends things to the last.
people that suffer from this syndrome also have cpod (can’t p-ss off disorder) and snfd (so not funny disorder). can be in likeness to fanboy.
can be a mainstreamphobic.
person 1- hey did you see that show last night, so much better than _____
over compulsive defence disorder person- no that show is sh-t, no one with a life would watch that…
person 2- i would. so would anyone like to go and listen to some beatles
ocdd- no! beatles are rubbish, they cant sing or play an instrument… lol
person 1- stfu! snf! beatles are the most successful band ever! come dude lets leave this ocdd!
person 2- lets go! quick before he becomes cpo!!
ocdd- hey guys i hadnt finished talking…
2- noooo p-ss off
ocdd- no u p-ss off
1- ok
ocdd- wait for me!
1+2- ahhhhhh!!!!
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