Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder
the personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. includes best friends and platonic relationships.
“bye julia!”
-gets text from ex-
“so, who is julia??”
boy: i think i have over jealous exgirlfriend disorder”
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