pokesturbate
the act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the sp-ce-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.
“my roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from cl-ss early”
“i feel like a naughty boy because i pokesturbate in the library”
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