overwit punch
overwit punch is a tasty party punch that you can’t tell it has liquor in it. overwit punch will have you thinking it’s just juice but when it kicks in, you realize that it’s more than juice in the punch. the key is to mix the liquor perfect with the juices, so that the juice is all you taste.
at first i was like who made this weak overwit punch, 5 cups later i was in the bathroom p-ssed out.
the overwit punch had everybody at the party going crazy last night.
i turned into a straight savage after drinking that overwit punch at the beach party.
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