ovester
a contrived word used in place of ‘semester’ by some ignorant feminists who think ‘semester’ has something to do with s-m-n. it doesn’t. ‘semester’ comes from the latin ‘cursus semestris’, meaning ‘a course of 6 months’. ‘s-m-n’ means ‘seed’ in latin while ‘ovum’ means ‘egg’.
interestingly, ‘seminar’ actually does come from the same root as ‘s-m-n’, so i guess they could argue about that instead, if they could convince people that eggs are better than seeds as a metaphor for ideas. alternatively, they could do their research, stop being so paranoid and focus on contributing something useful to society. such as making me a sandwich.
feminist: this ovester is gonna be great, we’re studying sylvia plath.
rational human being: you mean this semester?
feminist: don’t say that word, it means s-m-n, i don’t want to hear about your s-m-n you tool of the patriarchy.
rational human being: if you’re insane enough to equate ‘semester’ with male oppression, surely ‘ovester’ is just female oppression? isn’t it about equality?
feminist: are you coming on to me?
rational human being: -facepalm-
the term used by feminisits for “semester”. it is used to replace what supposedly means “s-m-n” with “ovaries”.
feminist: how was your ovester?
guy: ovester?
feminist: semester is s-xist.
guy: what!?
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