OVSM
open v-g-n- shut mouth – related terms are oasm (open -sshole shout mouth – for h-m-s-xuals) and ghsm (get hard shut mouth – for straight men). when people talk too much and put out too little, ovsm is the corrective term.
girl 1 – “my boyfriend just doesnt understand me, i told him how i felt about {x situation} and he just didnt understand my feelings! he never takes the time to really listen to me, he brought me flowers the other day but they were petunias and i just hate petunias! we have been together for 3 years and i cant believe that…”
girl 2 – “ovsm!”
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