ovulation obsessed


one who is desperate to get pregnant. usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. takes basal temp every morning and tracks temp on a chart. makes daily note of v-g-n-l mucus to track upcomming ovulation. has s-x on days most likely to be fertile. on those days goes straight for the kill and completely forgets forplay.
karen is ovulation obsessed all she cares about is getting pregnant she doesn’t make s-x fun anymore.

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