ovulation


the release of an egg from an ovary during the menstrual cycle.
studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. the rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.
ovulation (oh-vu-lai-sion), -noun, -verb.

noun, (plural form: ovulations)
any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, which is made by a woman who is in the middle of her menstrual cycle

verb, (ovulate)
when a woman, or occasionaly a man, bakes any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, during his/hers/its menstrual cycle.
noun:
foreign dude: hey man, these taste awesome. are they brownies?

chill, non-foreign dude: nah, they are ovulations, my girlfriend made them, it was that time of the month anyway.

verb:
dude to another dude: my girlfriend is so great at ovulating, the brownies she can ovulate are simply the best.

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