Owings Mills High


sub par educational inst-tute, located in baltimore county, maryland. orange and yellow lockers are strewn randomly throughout the campus and give it that nice homely “pukey” feeling. students enrolled here enjoy such activities as smoking weed, getting excessively drunk, and having casual s-x with as many of their cl-ssmates as possbile. the school has had a line of notorious sl-ts. the lack of supervision from horrendous school officials has lead to a large amount of abscences and truancies at the school, due to the ability to literally just walk out of school and go home. brown and gold are the team colors, reminiscent of sh-t and p-ss. the icing on the owings mills sh-t cake is the football team. suffering constant football losses for years on end, it has deprived the students of all school spirit and enthusiasm. its more insufferable than a cosby sweater
man, that is one nasty, trashy, hoe, such an owings mills high girl

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