owl glasses
when someone calls your name, you look, and they have their “owl gl-sses” you need to lay down on the ground. “owl gl-sses” are when you have your hands turned backwards and your index finger and thumb create a ring that you look out of.
sam(with owl gl-sses): hey drew!
drew: wha- oh dang
sam:thats right, get on the ground
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