owl monocle


the only way to reflect owl gl-sses. if someone calls your name and you think they have owl gl-sses, you hold up the owl monocle (owl gl-sses with just one “lense”). if they have owl gl-sses, they need to get on the ground. but be careful, if they dont have owl gl-sses, you need to get on the ground
drew(with owl gl-sses): hey sam!

sam(with owl monocle): yeah?!

drew: hah-cr-p

sam(with nothing): hey drew!

drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? cr-p

sam: haha sucks

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