Owling
the act of displaying oneself on-top of miscellaneous objects in a sitting position while holding your knees.
let’s go owling tonight on-top of signs!
the new viral craze; a bit like planking, except you crouch down, and stare like an owl. you then take a picture and post it on facebook. brownie points for random places to owl.
person1: i planked all day, and broke the world record!
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: o_o
a new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they’re p–ping in odd places.
guy 1: don’t you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
guy 2: he’s not taking a dump, he’s owling!
evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.
i hate you guys.
douchebag 1: look at ted!
douchebag 2: what’s he doing?
douchebag 1: he’s owling, it’s the latest fad.
douchebag 2: what about planking?
douchebag 1: dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.
tilting ones head to the side whilst pouting.
similar to zoolander’s blue steel but with an added owlness.
for example, bahons looking confused so his natural reaction was to start owling.
the act of attempting to engage others in meaningful conversation while they are either sleeping or trying to fall asleep.
allen: hey, marcus, what time are we going golfing friday? also, are you still willing to go? i know how things have been rough for you lately and just wanted to ask.
marcus: bro, i have cl-ss in less than 8 hours. stop owling.
basically asian fob squatting
guy 1: dude what is that guy doing on top of that statue?
guy 2: dude he’s owling! totally bad -ss!
guy 3: uhhhhh not really he’s just fob squatting… -_-”
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