owson


1) it is what you say when your son drops something heavy on your toe. it is actually meant to be 2 words: “ow, son!”, but when you’re in pain, you don’t think about how many words you are using.
2)something you say to show dismay, even if you don’t actually have a son or got anything dropped on your toe.
1) owson! what did i tell you about throwing bricks around the house!

2) owson! my parents beat me because i threw a brick at my dad!

Read Also:

  • Oagiti effect

    omg a girl in the internets effect. usual among internet lurkers. ones without a girlfriend that is; of course that even those are not imune. the oagiti effect in a chatroom: mark: “this chat is quite dead…” jane19: “hi guys, can someone help me? i’m new here” johntheman: “of course i can help ;)” mark: […]

  • Obunny

    the flop ear currently renting the white house. arba believes it was derived from breeding himalayan and american fuzzy lop. the first lady served up collard greens to obunny for easter.

  • Ochse

    a term usually used for when referring to someone who is fat and r-t-rded. when he said ben savage died in an accident, i thought to myself, “wow, hes such a god d-mn ochse.”

  • octobelly

    those rolls of unsightly stretched out skin left over after having a litter of children. while pregnant, these women look like they swallowed an octopus. did you see the octobelly on nadya suleman? that woman will need a team of surgeons to get rid of those rolls!

  • Oklahoma Pink Sock

    when you are b-tt ramming your ‘ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her -sshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock. poor samantha, she won’t cut a loud fart for a month. last night i b-tt f-cked her dry, and gave her an oklahoma […]


Disclaimer: owson definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.