ox cock
an enormous male p-n-s
dirk has got a real ox c-ck
a term used to define a male’s overused and possibly infected p-n-s in result of having many s-xual partners during oxford university freshers week. the sufferer is usually 18-19 in age and will experience some friction burn and light tingling on their penile skin. ox-c-ck, though not universally well known, is a common condition. there is no treatment yet found for ox-c-ck, however, it has been proved that limiting the s-x a sufferer has whilst having ox-c-ck can greatly help by calming down the p-n-s’ surface. unfortunately, the pain can be quite extreme for a sufferer, especially when becoming erect, wearing tight trousers or when having s-xual intercourse. pain can also arise from first-party or second-party masturbation. sufferers will recover quickly, usually dependant on how much they limit their s-xual activity. however, there is a long term damage factor: sufferers of ox-c-ck will find an increase of s-xual partners wanting to use a condom. whilst this shouldn’t be an unfortunate consoquence, ox-c-ck sufferers are usually not keen on wearing protection whilst performing intercourse or receiving f-ll-t–, and this is usually the reason why it is caused.
tom, 19, sufferer of ox-c-ck is on his first week of university at oxford. cecile 17, is a female friend who has come to visit.
example 1
tom: can you give me a bl-w j-b?
cecile: i would love to, but you’ve got ox-c-ck.
example 2
tom is about to have s-x with cecile without a condom.
cecile: not so fast tom, get a condom please.
tom: why?
cecile: you’ve got ox-c-ck, i don’t know what your c-ck is carrying around!
a term used to describe a very large p-n-s.
holy mackerel! john holmes sure was an oxenc-ck.
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