oxford shoes
oxford shoes are only worn for special occasions. for example, you wear them in marching band while you play the flute. oxford shoes are so swagtastic that only beautiful s-xy goddesses wear them. if u want to get a boy band member as your boyfriend aka five seconds of summer, you have gotz to wear them. mainly wannabe hipsters and nirvana posers wear them. oxford shoes are soo swaggish and h-lla fine.
hey look!!! its nirvana poser itzel and her wannabe oxford shoes
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