providing oxygen to fire.
i oxijated-the fire, after a few beers.
- queef *ss hoe
people who start dating their best friends ex and drop said friend for the significant other that girl is such a queef -ss hoe, her new boyfriend is her best friends ex!!
the craziest person you’d ever know. does the randomest sh-t but doesn’t care. full of life and energy, is able to p-ss off anyone in his vicinity by his presence alone. has a tendency to act a bit g-y at times. what’s the g-y thing over there? it must be a shahzor.
- morning mud
waking up in the morning, only to find that you sh-t yourself. luke : how drunk did we get last night man ? person 2 : luke,you were an absolute mess !! you drunk a whole bottle of vodka to yourself luke: that would explain the morning mud!!
- michigan wetritto
where the man devours 10 wet burritos, washing it down with red bull mixed with the woman’s urine, then sh-tting into her mouth and proceeding to put his erect c-ck down her throat, as she chokes, he blows his spicy hot load at super speed: thrusting her back as she dies – your own sh-t […]
- polish hangover
having the effects of a hangover, without having consumed alcohol the night before. for f-ck’s sake! i woke up with a m-ssive headache, slept in past noon and can’t remember what i did last night. i didn’t even booze! what the f-ck?! a polish hangover!