Oxted


a small town located in surrey, england, which is home to some of the biggest tw-tts that you’re ever likely to encounter…
you get people like 16yr old girls who act like 12yr olds and refer to the mature people as spastics, fat chicks that think they’re the hottest people on the planet and dress like sl-ts, chavs that come out after dark, and adults who cl-ss all teenagers as trouble-making yobs.

aside from that, oxted does have a nice lesuire centre, train station, supermarket and park…

but that doesn’t stop it from being one of the worst places to live in the uk.
and yes, you’ve guessed it… i live there…
“i’m just going to go down to oxted to watch a movie, go shopping, go swimming and catch a train”
“okay, but just make sure that you’re back before dark. you don’t want to be raped by chavs, do you?”

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