oxyclean
the overwhelming urge to tidy up your house/apartment/car while high on oxycodone.
roommate 1: chet’s been cleaning the apartment all morning.
roommate 2: yeah dude he railed a big boy about 45 mins ago, been oxycleaning like a champ.
the commercialized clothing stain getter-outer. originally only available through television orders. also the originator of the “screamo” commercial, where the advertiser feels the need to scream whatever they are saying. they seem to think that projecting their voice so that the neighbors can hear the commercial sells their products. however, studies have proven otherwise. because that dude on the commercial is notorious for being a f-cktard.
“oxy clean gets stains out like that!(snaps fingers) wine, coffee, pasta sauce, you name it, oxyclean does the job! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) get oxy clean!” (gives you a moronic thumbs up)
the feeling of relief after finally sh-tting as a result of a 3 day oxycontin binge.
billy says he feels a lot better. n-gg- is oxy clean.
the original billy mays screaming commercial. the stain getter outer known to anyone with any form of television.
d-mn oxy clean works good but i wish billy mays would shut the h-ll up.
crazy dude on tv selling cleaner for mexican shorts
beach babe took me home used oxy clean on my mexican shorts now i have a full time job…
stuff that cleans stuff with oxy.
person: “i want to clean my stuff with oxygen. i will buy some oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen.”
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