Oxymorning


a morning when nothing seems to make sense, and everything seems to contradict everything else that’s happening.
the start of the day was such an oxymorning… i went to work, to work on a play, not to play at work, but all the actors just wanted to p-ss around, yet the punters wanted to watch the play, and i just wanted to get the f-ck out of there.

and no matter what i did it all just didn’t make sense…

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