oyer


dank, high grade marijuana, usually smells some what like doubble bubble gum
my crusty f-ck friend sold me the most oyer sack i have ever seen. it was covered in crystals and smelled like big leauge chew
a person with an awful smell. the kind of stink that smells like dead body after it has been floatin in a see of sh-t for 5 years.

besides smell, it is one with with the p-n-s size of a pen cap. not possible to penetrate the “vag” so he resorts to sucking b-lls and rubbing taint.

besides w-ng size, it is one with an uncontrollable gambline problem. known to lose 100 on the coin flip of a superbown as well as lose 100 on the dow jones. one who choses the dow jones will raise, during the day that it hits a career low.

smelly, tiny c-ck, gambler.
“hey did you hear about that brandon kid”

“yeah, oyer”

“dude, i heard he smells like horse c-ck”

“not only that, he has a pencil d-ck and he gambled away his 500 dollar c-ck pump on a pig race at the spree”

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