Oyster in a Half Shell
normally, oyster in a half sh-ll is taken to mean a food dish. however, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the s-xual nature. now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male -j-c-l-t-s onto, or, into a woman’s palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital s-x, or more commonly known as a hand job. although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prost-tution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.
hooker after satisfying a client: “wow! he howled when i jerked him off and i ended up with an ‘oyster in a half sh-ll’!”
a conferring couple after intercourse: “i loved it, dear! your ‘oyster in a half sh-ll’ was great!!” said linda.
man who is a legend in his own mind: “yeah, i’m the man! just did that girl. she then rubbed me off. talk about ‘oyster in a half sh-ll’! there was so much c-m that she’s thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!”
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