oyster surprise
when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating p-ssy”
how’d your prom date with lisa go last night?
tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so i kept getting fed oyster surprise
sucks to be you, bruh!
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