oyu
a common typographical error when trying to spell “you”.
hey man, how oyu doing?
shortened for “oh yus”, which in theory, means “oh yes”.
random: hey bby call me tonight. :d
random2: oyus. ;d
an innocent j-panese person you accidentally talk about every time you misspell “you.”
danny: i think oyu should learn how to play guitar.
joey: he’ll be the first famous j-panese guitar player.
danny: and if you learn too, you guys can start a band.
oyu is a term coined in the late 16th century referring to the use of plants for s-xual stimulation, such as a pine cone in the -ss or zucchini in the p-ssy. oyu is very pleasurable and reached the height of its popularity in the mid 1700’s across europe. oyu tends to cause odd secretions and unhealthy dieting by its partic-p-nts. oyu is used by natives to cleanse and stimulate the worshiped “-sshole” also known as the b-tthole.
my wife won’t f-ck me anymore because she is constantly performing oyu with a pickle.
a very hot vid game character in onimusha 2.
oyu pwnz you!!!
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