Øyvind

scandinavian boy name, most common in norway.
means “island of wind” or something.
not so many ppl is called øyvind, thus making it even cooler.
person #1 – hi, my name is øyvind!
person #2 – omg… i havent even met you before, but because youre called øyvind you instantly have all my respect, youre the coolest person ever!
a very addictive central stimulating substance. people doing øyvind is often recognized walking around with extreme euphoria. interviews with people doing øyvind says its a very extreme experience, but the downside is that everything and everyone else seems dull in comparison.
i just had a piece of øyvind… awsome!
i need some more øyvind…
type of person with a lot of body hair and can grow facial hair at extreme speed. this causes people to often be mistaken for some kind of primate.

although most might seem aggressive they are usually calm individuals often with much life experience.

the exception is when they ingest large amounts of alcohol, this brings out the more primal instincts within them. it’s theorized that their appearance is caused by a closer link to primates or “cavemen”
holy sh-t! was that a chimpanzee?
– no man, that was only a øyvind.

i think i saw an ape drive a car just now.
-sure it wasn’t a øyvind?

i just got some great camping tips from that øyvind over there.
also known as the most handsome guy around
to m-st-rb-t- vigorously throughout the night, watching low cost p-rnography.
you sure pulled an oyvind staying in all weekend with your tissue paper!
the artist formerly known as richard dean anderson
richard dean anderson starring in macgyver
frequently used irc-nickname for a group of men whom prefers their women from 14-16.
oyvind kjære gud i perleporten, gi meg ei jente på nesten 14!