OYWGV
or you will… get violated.
officer: i pulled you over for speeding.
driver: …
officer: license and registration.
driver: but i’m from germany and this is a rental car?!?
officer: license and renters agreement germany boy.
driver: -hands over doc-ments
officer: you know what would happen, a pretty boy like you get sent to jail for wreckless driving? -ss will be hurting for months.
driver: …
officer: i suggest you slow down… oywgv
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