Ozz-n00b


a person who thinks they know all there is to know (or enough) about the heavy metal singer ozzy osbourne, but is really as ignorant as sh-t about his music and life.

this is usually because they have either:

only listened to or heard of the song ‘paranoid’ or his lastest alb-m black rain. (there is a 40 year back catalogue of gold to experiance folks!)

or

watched a couple of episodes of the semi-relat-ty show ‘the osbournes’ and thinks that ent-tles them to an ignorant opinion of ozzy as a brainless idiot. which could not be further from the truth if it went to pluto.
1:

“haha, ozzy osbourne! he’s that stoner guy with gl-sses right?”

“get a life you ozz-n00b..”

2:

“how many kids does ozzy have?”

“two of course, jack and kelly!”

“you ozz-n00b.”

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