P-BEG
(pee-beg) noun. acronymn for psycho-b-tch ex girlfriend.
1. a female who does not realize that breaking up meant that you are no longer together.
2. a female who stalks one’s female friends on popular sites such as mysp-ce and facebook.
3. a female that attempts to invoke jealousy by pretending to engage is a relationship with another individual (often said individual is said to be a doctor, army ranger, firefighter, lawyer, surgeon, etc) as to provoke the person initiating the breakup into desiring to re-establish a relationship with said female.
4. a female who flaunts a current relationship with another individual in an attempt to extract knowledge about the former boyfriend’s current relationship.
“dude, i should have known better when my p-beg told me she was 28 but was really 33”
“did i tell you about the time my p-beg, after dating for 6 months, then informs me she was previously married”
“one day when i was at work, my p-beg went onto facebook and friended all my female friends.”
“now my friends are terrified of my p-beg and will not hold a conversation with me for more than 2 minutes”
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