p.m.d

it stands for post musical depression, it’s after you have a great time then it’s over. can be cured by another musical.
hasitha: pmd is hurting me bro
rohan: totally feel you
sarah: can’t wait for this summer!
hasitha and rohan: trueeee it’s going to be great!

p.m.d is post musical depression
literally – “private messaged” see pm.
often seen in online communities bulletin board/forums or chat rooms such as irc.
me: i just pm’d you my email addy
you: kthx
stands for “put me down” meaning to fill one in or catch someone up on current information/situation(s).
“f-ck these games man, it’s time for you to pmd.”
when a man blows his load to early without the woman having any pleasure.more or less a man’s worst enemy happens to the best of us at times.leaving the woman unsatisfied and the man embarr-ssed.
cate:omg sarah mike pm’d last nite

sarah:jesus sarah that guy needs to jack off more or at least before u guys f-ck.
pound me daddie
me: *sees someone attractive, has to tell someone about the person but is embarr-ssed to say pound me daddie so writes pmd*

rat: pmd
loser: what
pmd stands for post masturbation depression and it is the period of time after masturbation when there is no desire for s-xual activites.
girl: hi, wanna sh-g me?
man: no, f-ck off, i have pmd.
policy manual douche
in the workplace it refers to a middle-manager without the slightest education or wherewith-all to make, and stand by, a decision on their own. the pmd’s greatest operational crutch is the company policy manual. their only quality is having the ability to summarize rules and regulations that were written by someone else. a pmd fears repercussions from upper management and therefore stifles the possibility of a cheerful and productive atmosphere in the workplace. without the capacity to think independently and offer viable real-world solutions to problems the pmd can literally be replaced by a 30 page company handbook.
pmd: i gotta mark you as being tardy this morning.
john: what? i stay late four days a week on my own recognizance.
pmd: sorry, my hands are tied. you know the rules. besides, corporate is coming down on me for allowing you to slide.
john: sounds good. i’ll also stop working overtime voluntarily since the rules state my hours as 9-5 with a 1 hr lunch.
pmd: wish i could help you out.
john: you just did.