p-mail
an e-mail that contains p-rn or other adult content.
bernard was fired after he opened a p-mail that contained a virus.
liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.
mike: that was a long walk, i thought you were only going around the block.
sophia: splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.
message transmission by dogs by marking objects with their urine
bowser enjoys his nightly walks, because he can send and receive p-mail on all the local trees, poles and hydrants
the message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog’s sniffing.
“stop yanking my leash, dude. i’m trying to read my pmail.”
from: alpha male
to: all
subject: love and war
new stud in town. 25″ tall. good genes. looking for healthy b-tch in heat. will fight all rivals.
reply:
hey big guy – i’m your mate.
check this out and come get me.
spam email that specifically relates to p-n-ses, medication for p-n-s, augmentation of them, etc…
my email box is full of pmail. i just don’t need any more v–gr-. i have enough.
a shortened version of p-rn-mail the e-mail adress that is used to access free offers on p-rn sites. it is not your real e-mail, but just one that recieves all of the spam e-mails.
mick: yeah, it sounds like a great site, but it says it needs my e-mail. i don’t want it to have it.
steve: don’t worry, just use your p-mail
when you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.
what took you so long? i was on a p-mail break.
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