Pocket Stalking


a pocket stalker is someone who doesn’t know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

i’m sorry, i can’t go out this weekend. i just received my phonebill after i have been pocket stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month

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