p.t.

physical training
hartmann:
i will p.t. you all until you f-cking die.
physical training
every morning at 5:30 we have to do pt.
a military abbreviation for physical training, which can be anything from a series of push-ups, jumping jacks, sit-ups, running, etc that is usually done in formation or with a group of other military personnell
“our squad does pt right before revellie”
short for physical training
term used in military, equivalent to working out in the civilian world, except its done in large groups, you have no say over the workout , and occasionally you get slayed by doing ridiculous exercises such as running endless miles with a tire or log on your back

pt often occurred as early as 3am, so most of the time people just cheese d-ck it (bullsh-t it)
marine #1: when is pt tomorrow?
marine #2: i think its at 0330, combat conditioning , full cammies
marine #1: god dammit, i guess i’ll just cheese d-ck it as usual
an abbreviation for phantasy tour, a message board created by and maintained by dirty phish fans. there are other subsections in pt, such as phantasy bisco, phantasy moe., etc.. but phantasy phish is the only one that really matters. it’s addictive, pointless, and immature…but is one of the highest frequented free message boards on the web.
“i spent nearly 4 hours on pt this morning.”
did you hear the new trey rumor from pt yesterday?”
acronym for private twitter, a secret private account disclosed to only a small amount of trust people form their regular twitter so that they can subtweet people . people make their pt usually separately from their regular account.
“ew becky is so annoying”
“i know i’ve subtweeted her so many times on my pt”
someone lacking skills as a paladin tank. someone also having a small p-n-s.
i am glad i rolled a dk instead of a pt.