P-Vamp


short for p-n-s vampire; describes a girl who loves sucking d-ck so much that those who know her/ have had their d-cks sucked by her suspect she may need to give head just to stay alive, much in the same way a vampire needs blood. p-vamps can go out in the sunlight making them more dangerous then regular vampires, kinda like blade. when making fun of a p-vamp use the original dracula/ translyvanian accent and say “i vant to suck your c-ck” and pretend she acctually talks like that.
man, you got your d-ck sucked by megan again, that girls such a p-vamp.

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