P2T
stands for “pretending 2 text”
you p2t when you pretend to send a text message from a mobile device to circ-mvent or ease out of an awkward situation.
1. a guy is at a date tries to impress a girl but doesn’t know what to say
2. an awkward silence begins
3. guy swiftly brings up his mobile phone and pretends to send a text message while he tries to think of something to start a conversation with
4. guy has successfully pulled a p2t on her
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girl1: “a car just drove by and the old man driving shouted to me that i had a nice rack! so awkward!”
girl2: “indeed very awkward. how did you response?”
girl1: “i quickly p2t while he lost interest.”
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