pabeth flabanabba
an ex-mormon who now strips to cover the cost of lawyers and legal proceedings for his six divorced wives. he is characterized by his greasy brown hair that tickles his b-ttcrack, a saggy, wrinkled stomach that has seen better times, pepperoni nipples that are mostly hidden by a thick mat of curly, graying chest hair, and a sparkly g-string that accentuates his pimpled b-tt. however, upon entering the club ones eyes cannot help but p-ss over these features and settle on the most distinctive: his whopping sea cuc-mber. the g-string has the appearance of a racing strip as it fails to conceal his wriggling anaconda.
person 1: “d-mn, look at that pabeth flabanabba over there…”
person 2: “i can’t stop looking at that package. his poor wives….”
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