pablumizing
making something that could be cutting edge policy but having to remove great words and context that would prove to be too complex for most people……
this comes from the key fact that most newspapers write for a literacy level equal to a grade nine student.
we stayed late pablumizing section so that more people could read and maybe understand it. don’t know why we have to cater to the stupid people when they would rather just play videogames.
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