Pacific Northwest


an area consisting of oregeon, washington, and some of british columbia. some major cities in the region iclude seattle, vancouver british columbia, olympia washington, portland oregeon, victoria british columbia tacoma washington. this area is sp-rs-ly populated, although the seattle area has about 3 million people and the vancouver area has 2.1 million people. parts of seattle and vancouver are home to many prost-tutes and serial killers that work to kill the prost-tutes. some serial killers from the pacific northwest include gary ridgeway (seattle), robert “william” pickton (vancouver) , clifford olsen(vancouver), wesley adam dodd,(vancouver washington) robert lee yeates,(spokane) ted bundy (tacoma) kenneth bianchi (killed girls in los angeles, also implicated in 3 seattle murders). aside from that gory aspect tyhe pacific northwests mainstay is lumber, and fishing although now other sectors have sprung up. the pacific northwest enjoys mild teperatures but the wettest fall ever known to man kind where it will often rain for over 10 days at a time. however the mountianous terrain of the region makes it very beautiful and much prettier then much of north america.
“man can you believe it it didn’t rain today”
pacific northwesterner: “shut up onatarian, it only rained for a week, that’s nothing”
oregon and washington.
i live in the pacific northwest. truthfully, it kinda sucks.

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