pack snail
to eat p-ssy. usually executed with tongue strokes that spell out a friends name so you can tell them about it later.
jim: how was your date? did you pack snail?
mike: a little. i was going to town spelling out mark and then i got the tap. i should’ve gone with jim.
jim: yes you should have.
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