Pack the Musket
slang: this procedure is preformed by a doctor when he or she needs to take a bacterial swab at the base of the p-n-s.
similar to that of a black powder musket, it involves the insertion of a long cotton tip swab into a half errcet p-n-s to obtain samples from the inner base of the p-n-s to conduct a bacterial test for s-xually transmitted diseases such as gonorrhea.
the doctor explained he had to pack the musket to check what std kris had contracted
the doctor packed kris’ musket to test for an std.
kris had his muket packed
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