Pad Search


to pat ones self down in search of a note pad.

used when you say something so funny, that you seach for something to write it down on, on your person.

conducted where your breast pockets would be, or are located. then to the pockets located below your belt line.

in the event that you are naked, lift sack or breast.

it is not recommended that you entertain people while in the buff.

can be used by others as sarcasm if the joke wasn’t funny.
“i had to do a pad search after that one, but no luck. i forgot what i said that was so funny last night”

Read Also:

  • Towsonite

    a person who hung out or hangs out in the towson area of baltimore maryland. while not an official group or organized gang, this loose knit group of individuals of all races, s-xual orientations and walks of life consider themselves a family and have taken care of their own since the late 1980s. originally begun […]

  • Anti-Genocidealism

    an idealism averse to genocide. the federation devised a weapon that would destroy the entire borg civilization, but refused to employ it on the basis of anti-genocidealism.

  • Anti-Pasta

    the negative version of pasta. if you eat pasta and then eat anti-pasta, will you still be hungry?

  • Anti-poon Syndrome

    when one plays soo many hours a day of video games their voice sounds like that of a dying cat. if diagnosed with aps your symptoms include no friends outside xbox live, creaming ones pants when you are b-mpped by a girl, and no girls will talk to you because you sound and dress like […]

  • DJ [Tweva]

    “s-xy beast!” the one the only.. d.. j…. tweva! dj tweva is the sh-t! i want him inside me!


Disclaimer: Pad Search definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.