paddle pilot


a video game player that only plays on game consoles such as nintendo, playstation, xbox. they are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. all consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle
“hey did you ask james how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new call of duty? ” “naw, he’s just a paddle pilot, and wouldn’t understand”

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