Paddle Sex


using a paddle instead of a d-ck for -n-l. paddle s-x occurs when the back paddler is p-ssing up their paddle to the front person and goes into the persons -n-s. the person giving the paddle to the other can twist it for pleasure or push it in deeper if the other person is h-rny.
michael: you wanna change paddles?

shelby: sure!
-ow! that hurts! wait….go harder!-

michael: i hope you liked paddle s-x! now it’s my turn.

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