Paddy Cake


when two men are engaging in -n-l s-x and one man pulls out his p–p covered p-n-s and beats the other in the face with it until there are little p–p cakes all over said face.

for a truly authentic “paddy” cake, one of the partic-p-nts must have been born in ireland, or the act must be performed on st. paddy’s day.
chris and danny smell like sh-t because they were up all night playing paddy cake.

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