padoba
(1) verb. the act of agreeing to babysit an acquaintances house pet and then shutting the pet in a pantry or closet so you don’t have to deal with it.
(2) noun. a broken zipper on a pair of dress slacks. the zipper is typically left at half or three-quarter mast causing the mouth of the fly to poke out awkwardly.
i asked rod to feed the dog while we were out of town and he padoba’d scruffy in the laundry room.
i couldn’t stop staring at that guy’s padoba in fear that his junk was going to pop out.
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