Padonk


an abbreviated form of padonkadonk or badonkadonk. a nice round bubble b-tt varying in size and curvature. it can also refer to the sound and/or motion of a boucing booty.
d-mn, did you see the padonk on her?! or…
must be jelly cuz jam don’t padonk like that!
padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty sh-t drops from ones -n-s and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

the ‘pa’ is the sound of the initial sh-t-to-water impact where the ‘donk’ is the heavy sound of the full t-rd following through.

one must be cautious if they hear the ‘padonk’, as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the -n-s or surrounding area.
dude, your padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed…

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