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  supreme confidence in strength of ones’ argument. total cynicism regarding the validity of alternative points of view. blinding realism regarding the ability to progress in business based purely on ability to do chosen job well. his destruction of our colleague in that meeting was quite colemanesque.

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• Fortsch

  1. a malfunctioning nipple clamp. man, her nipple is bleeding out the fortsch.

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