Workout Face


the disfigured face that someone makes when they’re lifting heavy weights at the gym.
guy 1: hey, did you see that dude over there trying to lift too much weight?

guy 2: yeah, he had a serious case of workout face going on.

Read Also:

  • Workout Hangover

    the feeling of complete bodily soreness the day after working out. typically characterized by dreading getting out of bed, evading steps, avoiding heavy objects that need lifting, refraining from raising your arms above your head, telling people not to touch you, and a general lack of movement. i got my b-tt kicked during my workout […]

  • Fortsch

    1. a malfunctioning nipple clamp. man, her nipple is bleeding out the fortsch.

  • Four Star Phony

    four star phony: often used in the military to describe an officer who has never seen any real combat. a person of superior position in a company, culture, or society that has not earned his position through real experience. a person who has not “been there done that” but claims to have. an expert at […]

  • Dragon Fingers

    a unique disposition where the described has the ability to kick anyone’s -ss and is also instantly attractive to everyone in the vicinity. note: the description is usually only given by those accostmed to large ammounts of fantasy role play (such as dungeons and dragons) and mostly by those with no s-xual appeal whatsoever. “d-mn, […]

  • Connell

    a term given to adults over the age of 18 who supply underaged youths alcohol son: “aye dad, can you be our connell and buy us some booze for james’s 18th?” or dude one: “dude hang in there, the booze is coming soon!” dude two:-convulsing- “connell is coming, connell is coming” a top bloke who […]


Disclaimer: Workout Face definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.