Padookie
a stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.
hey home girl, you gotta padookie i can borrow? its so d-mn hot.
oh no boo boo, i only got one and im using it.
a game in which you trick someone into masturbating. most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.
tom: man we so tricked jim! we caught him with a load!
jerry: dude thats disgusting! why the f-ck were you playing padookie?!
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