Paedo Pause
pausing the dvd when a s-xy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to m-st-rb-t- over. usually when she’s leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.
dude 1: mate you coming to the pub later?
dude 2: nah man, tramsformers is on later and i’m gonna paedo pause on megan fox!
dude 1: oh sh-t, that’s tonight? i’ll cancel.
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