paedometer
electronic or -n-logue device similar in function to a pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, -ssulted or s-xually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.
johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he’d molested until he checked the count on his paedometer
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